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Monday, March 16, 2015

Irish Limericks for St. Paddy's Day


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We have definitely been blessed with lovely weather the past few days--truly puts you in a spirited mood! With St. Patrick's Day tomorrow, how could we not be happier!

Here are some limericks to add to your jovial St. Patrick's Day mood!

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!' 

There was an Old Derry down Derry
Who loved to see little folks merry
So he made them a book
And with laughter they shook
At the fun of that Derry down Derry.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf
There was an Old Derry down Derry
Who loved to see little folks merry
So he made them a book
And with laughter they shook
At the fun of that Derry down Derry.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf 
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny

Who never had more than a penny
He spent all that money
In onions and honey
That wayward old man of Kilkenny.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny

Who never had more than a penny
He spent all that money
In onions and honey
That wayward old man of Kilkenny.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf

There was an Old Derry down Derry

Who loved to see little folks merry

So he made them a book

And with laughter they shook

At the fun of that Derry down Derry.

Looking for more limericks? Check this collection of Limericks from Famous Literary Works and Famous Limericks from IrishExpressions.com.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 

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There was an Old Man of Kilkenny

Who never had more than a penny
He spent all that money
In onions and honey
That wayward old man of Kilkenny.

There was an old person of Down
Whose face was adorned with a frown
When he opened the door, for one minute or more
He alarmed all the people of Down.

There was an Old Derry down Derry
Who loved to see little folks merry
So he made them a book
And with laughter they shook
At the fun of that Derry down Derry.

There was an old person of Dundalk
Who tried to teach fishes to walk
When they tumbled down dead, he grew weary, and said
“I had better go back to Dundalk!”

There was a young man of Killarney
Who was chock full of what is called blarney
He would sit on a stile
And tell lies by the mile
Would this dreadful young man of Killarney.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny

Who never had more than a penny
He spent all that money
In onions and honey
That wayward old man of Kilkenny.

There was an old person of Down
Whose face was adorned with a frown
When he opened the door, for one minute or more
He alarmed all the people of Down.

There was an Old Derry down Derry
Who loved to see little folks merry
So he made them a book
And with laughter they shook
At the fun of that Derry down Derry.

There was an old person of Dundalk
Who tried to teach fishes to walk
When they tumbled down dead, he grew weary, and said
“I had better go back to Dundalk!”

There was a young man of Killarney
Who was chock full of what is called blarney
He would sit on a stile
And tell lies by the mile
Would this dreadful young man of Killarney.
- See more at: http://www.irish-expressions.com/famous-limericks.html#sthash.4zIlr71U.dpuf

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Valentine's Day Quotes for your Sweetheart!

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At a loss about what to say on that special day? Here are some sweet nothings to whisper in your sweetie's ear or pen on that card:

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
~A. A. Milne

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
~Maya Angelou

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~Charles M. Schulz
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.                                                                                                          ~Judy Garland 

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
~Bil Keane

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
~Margaret Atwood

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
 ~Robert Browning

True love stories never have endings.
 ~Richard Bach 

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